Well, Wallpaper was cancelled, so me and Feck went to town on a quest. For a book. An utterly amazing but totally trashy book. Because we are cool. And then we went to M&S because lunch was mank (school dinners, eh?) and bought some white chocolate chip cookies (for me) a blueberry muffin (for Feck) and some Ginger Nuts for 59p (for both of us, because we are pigs). So we went up to the Pod (the teensy computer room in the English block) and found that it was locked, and Wallpaper was almost certainly off. We went to find our teacher. We went into her classroom, where music was blasting very loudly, saw that it was empty, and stood there pondering for a bit on what our next action would be. We decided to head up to the girls' toilets in the creepy, back bit of the English block (so-called the 'Harry Potter Loos' because of the cracks in the walls and the numerous, stained mirrors - as in the film Chamber of Secrets - and ancient everything). When we got there, Becky managed to bounce straight up on the ledge and kept looking out the (very large) open window in to the alley below. With a bit of a leg-up, I managed to get up too. We stuffed out faces with Ginger Nuts (but not of course before reading the percentage of kcal/salt/sugar/carbohydrates/protein/fluff in a GDA at one point I got the answer "Ten." And we had aaaaages before we were even considering to go then... And we talked. And listened to Chairlift, Belle & Sebastian and Tilly & The Wall (who have a tap-dancer instead of a drummer. How cool is that?). And guessed who lived in the house on the other side of the alley, which had a straw hat, a dry-cleaning bag, a bottle of lentils, a bottle of Egyptian sand and two clay models most likely built by a child in the window. Then we heard echoey voices of girls coming from the house and so shouted "Oooooh, we are ghosts, we will HAUNT you! Oooohhhh..." until they shut up. Which they never did in the end we gave up. And then we heard the CCF people practising their drill with guns and heard some very loud voices. And then I had to go and get my bus and had to leave Becky, so I shouted (in an ironic way, of course) "I LOVE YOU MY SHMEXY DARLING" to her and walked across the road to find some random grandpa giving me the evil eye. Ah... old people today...
So I had an interesting afternoon. And to make you laugh, I thought in Physics that before the Big Bang we were the size of "German Monkey Amoebas" (no offence to any Germans out there. It was actually "A Germ In" a monkey amoeba, but it was heard wrong. I love Germany, it is a great place and they do cabbage in a nice way).
That is my life. Yay. XD
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