Rant xD

I went to London yesterday! I'm going again on Friday. Yesterday we were in Covent Garden, and I was dragged (not unwillingly, as much as I'd hate to admit it) into the Disney store with Becky to look for adult-sized princess outfits. Surprisingly (not) they didn't stock them, but I was happy because I spotted the Starstruck DVD in there (unfortunately amongst the Handy Manny's and Club Penguin franchise DVDs).

And then we spotted the beach towels.

With Hannah Montana and Vanessa Hudgens on.

And somebody, I can't remember who, said (jokingly) that there should be a Sterling Knight one.

I said I'd buy it! Of course I would! (Cue inappropriate comments from Laura xD)

And unfortunately they don't do them, I even looked on the disney website :(

And Becky and I have decided, in the British Museum, that when we go to EuroDisney next year, one of the days we're going as princesses, and the next day we're going to go as Mackenzie Falls people and see if anyone recognizes our costumes.

We're not joking.

Anyway, my rant... I just realised, how come Disney manage to snag all the hot actors? It's just not fair! For example:

-Sterling Knight (Duh, top of my list)
-Zac Efron (yes, he is fir, as much as I hate to admit it)
-David Henrie (he's such a cutie!)
-Lucas Till (the only reason I watched Hannah Montana The Movie. I did. I was on a plane though, and there were no better choices...)
-Cole Sprouse (I prefer him to Dylan)
-Brandon Smith (Laura thinks he's fit, anyway... although the chin pompoms in Starstruck are enough to put me off him...)
-Corbin Bleu (he has freakin' amaaazing hair)
-Jason Dolley (I haven't seen him in a while, but when I watched CITH when I was younger... Phwoooar xD)
-Cody Linley (when he was younger, he's a bit... uglier now xD)

And that's about all I can think of at the moment.

NOTE I AM NOT PUTTING THE JONAS BROTHERS I HAVE HATED THEM FOREVER, ESPECIALLY SINCE STERLING LOST THE TCA TO THEM.

So yes. Which brings me onto my second rant topic, which is

WHY DOES STERLING NEVER TAKE HIS TOP OFF IN STARSTRUCK?

I mean, we get the wet shirt scene, ala Colin Firth in Pride & Prejudice, but what boy in their right mind would sit around in a wet shirt? And we KNOW, Sterling, that you have at least a six pack under there (I actually dissected the film: I paused it at a certain point at least six times until my friends had enough and stole the remote from me) so in the future, TAKE IT OFF!!!

And as a little last minute thing, Sterling's filming a thriller movie atm in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, called 'Transit' with James Frain... and his Twitter pics look exciting, so when it hits cinemas I'll be the first one to see it, even though I prefer rom-coms to thrillers... But as long as Sterling doesn't die, i'll be fine!!

That's all for now!

Peace out suckhas!!!

Tee xxxx

Heyyy.

Hey. I was on the phone today, talking, when my voice suddenly went all high and squeaky, like i had just swallowed helium, or a bubble was trying to escape from inside of me. God knows why, just thought I'd let you know, because I'm so random (ha!) like that xD

chickens!!! xD

OMC we are getting three chickens!!! If breeds mean anything, we're getting a partridge cochin, a buff laced wyanotte, and a speckled sussex (?).
The names are Flossie, Marigold and Dotty respectively.
I tried to plead my case for calling one Petunia (starstruck fans will know why) but it didn't work :(
Tee xxxxxxx

New Header xD

Do ya like my new header? I do... took me half an hour to do when I was meant to be doing English coursework... stuff that :(

I saw EIGHTEEN shooting stars overall on Thursday night, very pleased with myself!

Peace out suckhas xxxxx

Meteor shower xD

So, right now, as I'm sat typing this on my iPod, i am sat on an armchair by my window, resting my head on a cushion in the windowsill. The window is open and I'm currently waiting for the Perseid meteor shower to begin. It's nice sitting out here, I might do it more often. I have my Ellie Goulding album to keep me company, and I'm pretty sure I just saw a meteor but it was flashing so was obviously an airplane.

We don't need to pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, but I could still use a wish right now.

OH. MY. GOD.

GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAAAAAAT.

MACKENZIE FALLS SERIES OS FREE ON ITUNES.

I JUST DOWNLOADED THE WHOLE SERIES.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

IT IS THE SECOND MOST CHADTASTIC THING EVER.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M ON ABOUT, DON'T ASK. IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAT WAY, THEN YOU CAN STAY SANE, AND I CAN LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE FANTASY LAND.

SERIOUSLY, EVEN CAPITAL LETTERS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY OUTRAGEOUS JOY. I LOVE DISNEY.

PEACE OUT SUCKHAAAAAAAAS!!!
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XXXXX (WHO IS CURRENTLY HIGH ON BOTTLED WATER AND STERLING KNIGHT. NOT LITERAL BOTTLED WATER, THOUGH, THAT IS PROBABLY IMPOSSIBLE, BUT BOTTLE WATER THAT COMES FROM MACKENZIE'S FALLS.)

ANYWHO, BYE XXXXX

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Sorry, I just feel like letting it all out in a laugh. I don't know what but I think I'm dangerously near to catching Sonnyitis, which means I'll be annoyingly happy and cheery for the next few weeks. I just feel like laughing, I'm probably on happy gas.

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Peace out suckhas!! :D  Tee xx

more time-wasting....

Just watched BGT Final... So glad Twist&Pulse are runners up, they were AMAZIN MON! Spelbound were definitely going to win from the beginning and they deserved it totally (although I would definitely avoid THAT MUCH fake tan at all costs! Plus all those six packs...... :P)!!!!!
I'm disappointed Paul Burling didn't get through, I actually watched his performance three times in a row and it was just so funny. Kieran sounded like such a sweet little boy but I feel sorry for Liam, he was soooo sweet! A really good final overall :D

ohhh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

 so. maths gcse in two days time. biology gcse in four days time. chemistry gcse in eleven days time. physics gcse in nineteen days time. and guess what? hakf term, one week off, and i have spent most of it 'pretending' to be revising, instead delving into the depths of eva ibbotson's romance novels, facebooking, shopping and watching britains got talent. my faves are twist and pulse and liam mcnally. and you can tell i am stressed due to absense of capital letters and possible spelling mistakes. am not looking forward to going back to school, exams, results blah blah blah. i have a feeling i did spectacularly badly in english, history i forgot how to answers a couple of very long questions, rs i hardly revised for and i think latin was ok but i finished it within half an hour and it was meant to last an hour and a quarter. so i might just die, i am drowning in the abominable suffocating haze of sheets and stuffy air that is stress, stress and revizzle.

Obsessions

I have a new obsession. It is my Legally Blonde The Musical soundtrack. I can't get 'So Much Better' out of my head, but I don't mind as it's a great song. Twas amazing. And yes, like Priscilla, I DO want to go and see it again. The only bad point about the whole thing was that there weren't many (like, two) gorgeous actors/dancers/singers in it. One of the best things about it was that the girl who played Elle (Sheridan Smith) wasn't exactly size 0, which I thought was really good as, like her, neither am I. She was curvy and completely enjoying herself. I wish I could be like that! But it was amazing and I'd definitely rush to see it again... And if it was a choice between Legally Blonde and Priscilla... Well, I'll let you choose which one I'd pick by yourself... :D xx

I love London's West End

I went to see Legally Blonde The Musical today. Twas amazing.

I have now seen musicals in the West End with (in no particular order):

-Singing and dancing nuns (Sister Act, The Sound Of Music)
-Singing and dancing French revolutionaries (Les Miserables)
-Singing and dancing French opera people (Phantom of The Opera)
-Singing and dancing African animals (Lion King)
-Singing and dancing futuristic rockers (We Will Rock You)
-Singing and dancing people with big hair (Hairspray)
-Singing and dancing cars (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Grease)
-Singing and dancing wedding guests (Mamma Mia, also seen on Broadway)
-Singing and dancing pickpockets (Oliver)
-Singing and dancing nannies (Mary Poppins)
-Singing and dancing lawyers (Legally Blonde)
-and even Singing and dancing transvestites (Priscilla Queen of the Desert)

And my top five favourites were:

1. Priscilla & Legally Blonde (yes, it WAs as good as Priscilla. Even without Oliver Thornton!)
3. Hairspray
4. Mamma Mia
5. Sister Act

And now I need to see musicals with:

-Singing and dancing witches (Wicked)
-Singing and dancing flappers (Chicago)
-Singing and dancing boys (Billy Elliot)
-more Singing and dancing French opera people (Love Never Dies)
-and Singing and dancing munchkins (The Wizard of Oz, when it comes out)

Therefore I love the theatre. I am thinking of pursuing a career in acting, but when I told my mum this she thought I was joking. When I assured her I was serious, she shouted at me that it is not a 'proper job' and I can always join Amateur Dramatics societies when I'm older and that it is 'a phase I am going through'. But I can't think of anything I'd enjoy more than singing and dancing on stage in a big, glittery musical for my career. Harumph.

Oh, and I have decided that whatever I decide to do for Uni I am going to live in London. I just love it. Whenever I go there I always feel like my it's already my home. i love it so much. If I could I'd move there now. I already feel homesick being back in Herefordshire. :(

5. Colour My World

5. Colour My World
Originally uploaded by colourmyworld♥photography

My FAVOURITE song at the mo, so needed to be EXTRA special <3 :D

Smothered in Revision

It's Bank Holiday Monday (yay!!) which unfortunately means I am bogged down with Latin, Maths, Chemistry, RS, Art, History, Physics, French, Biology and TWO PIECES of English Coursework. I might just suffocate. I always hate the end of the first half term in Spring because of EXAMS. AAAAAARGH!!! But this year is horrible, I've got three science modules AND two linear Maths GCSEs and plus all the other end-of-year internals. I live in Revision Ghetto in the suburbs of Good Grades City. I cannot cope. And if I'm so stressed out THIS year, what'll next year be like, with English Lit, English Lang, French, History, Latin, Art, Biology, Chemistry, Physics AND a horrible Additional Maths paper. I might DIE. Actually that would be a good idea, all tragic and literary... Actually no. Not until I've met the love of my life and had a nice time and visited lots more places and gone to Prom. And hopefully got married. And get an AMAZING job in the West End as a costume/set designer or possible actress in a musical, where I will get to wear sparkly costumes and prance about on stange generally enjoying myself. Or an interesting yet boring and not as fun job such as a lawyer or a solicitor or obstetrician, where I will get to wear designer suits and Prada heels if I get lots of money.
On the other hand, walking back from our CCF practice today (we have inspection next week and I'm right hand marker for the Navy, so the Navy follow my marching, and as everybody else follows the Navy marching effectively they're all following me, except sometimes I get confused and fall over) a rather fit boy on his bike asked me very politely if I had the time, to which I dithered and "um"ed and "ah"ed and got my phone out (shocking pink with a diamante charm... oh, the embarrassment!!) to check the time and told him that it was, in fact, five to five. He gave me a nice smile and I learnt that his name was Ben before he cycled off towards Asda. So my gloriously un-flattering CCF kit isn't that un-flattering after all. It just consists of a MAN's shirt, a MAN's trousers, a MAN's jumper, a MAN's tie, a BERET, and a granny hairnet. Such a turn on. I DON'T think. :D
So I really need to get back to my (oh, joy) Chemistry Revision. i hear it calling in that evil, alluring voice.....

50 M&S Ginger Nuts is your Guideline Daily Amount of kcal. Really.

Well, Wallpaper was cancelled, so me and Feck went to town on a quest. For a book. An utterly amazing but totally trashy book. Because we are cool. And then we went to M&S because lunch was mank (school dinners, eh?) and bought some white chocolate chip cookies (for me) a blueberry muffin (for Feck) and some Ginger Nuts for 59p (for both of us, because we are pigs). So we went up to the Pod (the teensy computer room in the English block) and found that it was locked, and Wallpaper was almost certainly off. We went to find our teacher. We went into her classroom, where music was blasting very loudly, saw that it was empty, and stood there pondering for a bit on what our next action would be. We decided to head up to the girls' toilets in the creepy, back bit of the English block (so-called the 'Harry Potter Loos' because of the cracks in the walls and the numerous, stained mirrors - as in the film Chamber of Secrets - and ancient everything). When we got there, Becky managed to bounce straight up on the ledge and kept looking out the (very large) open window in to the alley below. With a bit of a leg-up, I managed to get up too. We stuffed out faces with Ginger Nuts (but not of course before reading the percentage of kcal/salt/sugar/carbohydrates/protein/fluff in a GDA at one point I got the answer "Ten." And we had aaaaages before we were even considering to go then... And we talked. And listened to Chairlift, Belle & Sebastian and Tilly & The Wall (who have a tap-dancer instead of a drummer. How cool is that?). And guessed who lived in the house on the other side of the alley, which had a straw hat, a dry-cleaning bag, a bottle of lentils, a bottle of Egyptian sand and two clay models most likely built by a child in the window. Then we heard echoey voices of girls coming from the house and so shouted "Oooooh, we are ghosts, we will HAUNT you! Oooohhhh..." until they shut up. Which they never did  in the end we gave up. And then we heard the CCF people practising their drill with guns and heard some very loud voices. And then I had to go and get my bus and had to leave Becky, so I shouted (in an ironic way, of course) "I LOVE YOU MY SHMEXY DARLING" to her and walked across the road to  find some random grandpa giving me the evil eye. Ah... old people today...

So I had an interesting afternoon. And to make you laugh, I thought in Physics that before the Big Bang we were the size of "German Monkey Amoebas" (no offence to any Germans out there. It was actually "A Germ In" a monkey amoeba, but it was heard wrong. I love Germany, it is a great place and they do cabbage in a nice way).

That is my life. Yay. XD

POMPEII VIDEO!! UP AT LAST!!!

The only thing that could actually distract me from listening to Oliver Thornton singing 'Both Sides Now'. (GASP!!!)
Here is the link again because it is full of utter epicness!!!!



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!